Fall, 1904 (again, I guess. The dates are a mystery to me)

The Ponderous Orders:

The Soporific Results:

Well, there ya have it, folks. What a brutal year 1904 has proven to be. Not only were there two Autumns for some reason, but the Kaiser finally received that buttfuck-derived bruising for which he has so long been cruising.

Blammo! Turkey and Greece continue to insist on looking sideways at each others dicks at the urinal bank instead of just getting it over with and going into a stall for some swarthy dolmeh-cocked Mediterranean two-men-enter-one-man-leaves old timey buttfuckery.

England and France seem to be such a happy couple that you all can't even tell who the big spoon is, but hark! what's this? Is France's foray into the North Atlantic the geopolitical equivalent of a slightly mean-spirited and just-a-little-too-vigorous nipple tweak from the Marquis du Salmond? Only time will tell.

And for yet another season, everyone seems to put aside all their grievances and agree on one thing: Let's let Russia do whatever the fuck they want and slowly but surely buttfuck all of our territories into Soviet puppet states.


I need some builds from some of you people and some disbands from others. Here's the laundry list, send 'em in stat:

BUILDS
England: 2
France: 1
Russia: 1

DISBANDS
Germany: 2 (oof!)
Turkey: 1

Also, I took the liberty of retreating the Turkish fleet in Rumania into the Black Sea, which was the only option anyways.