Thursday, August 18, 2011

The Phantasmogorical Moves of Fall, 1903 (I'm not really sure what year we're in anymore)



The Impossibly Mindbending Orders:



The Unreasonably Complex Results:


The Germans in Ruhr have been mustardgunned to death, and I tool the liberty of retreating the Grecian Eye-Tais up the coast to hated Albania, as there was no other place for them to go.

Turkey gains a unit
Russia gains two big units
and Austria has to disband one of his units

Holler back w orders you three!

I guess the rest of you can go have a Christmas truce in no-mans land and play severed head soccer with your enemies before going back to your disgusting blood- and shit-soaked trenches for more grizzly and futile slaughter.



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