The Discordant Results:
For the first time in a dog's age, something interesting is happening over here in Hazzard County. Now, some folks would say that this game was all locked up, and that Marquis du Hogg and King Rosco was a-gonna run away with the whole shebang. But it looks like them Duke boys were at it again, and they went and did something about it. First of all, Rofo Duke went and jumped the General Lee clear over the Mediterranean Ocean and landed safely in Spain! Can you believe that? Meanwhile ole Cherry Duke set a little trap for his brother and up and took all of the Peloponnesian peninsula away from him. Uh-oh! Daisy ain't gonna like hearing about that! Uncle Jessie, on the other hand didn't do so well when King Rosco sent Cooter on over to the garage to twist his nipple until he finally gave over the rare Livonian carburetor, that will give the Hazzard County sheriff's department the ability to clear some really gnarly jumps.
Terry, gimme a retreat order (you can go to Gascony or Portugal)
Joe, youre going to Warsaw, whether you like it or not
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