The Expectoratory Results:
King Benji III just buttfucked Russia into total submission. Now only a few desperate cells of Commie freedom fighters remain holed up somewhere in Constantinople and scattered in the mountains of Armenia. The King sent a delicately worded telegraph to his powdered and perfumed life partner, rubbing it in the Marquis' face that his pale and uncircumcised foppish dandies had accomplished what Napoleon could not. He responded by telling Benji that the King had something else that du Salmond would prefer to have rubbed in his face, if possible. Meanwhile, Grand Vizier Cherry is reportedly executing his general staff, Darth Vader style, in an attempt to inspire some kind of last-ditch surprise offensive and save his people before they're forced to abandon their delicious and heart-healthy Mediterranean cuisine in favor of some disgusting starchy bullshit with potatoes all over it.
Builds/Disbands:
UK +2
Turkey -1
Russia -1
France big goose egg
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