Germany and Italy are officially out of this game as of Spring 1911. The latest reports have the Kaiser and Il Rofo enjoying their exile, quietly chuckling as they clink the tiki-visaged cups of their elaborately garnished cocktails while they lounge on a white sand beach, soaking in the rays and watching the war on a simulcast television, as coffee-skinned girls bring them more drinks and the sun sets before them in a tranquil riot of glorious color.Just kidding, they were the first ones against the wall when the Marquis du Salmond laid waste to their capitol cities. Bwah-bwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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