BuildsFrance +1
England +1
Disbands
Italy -1
Russia -1
Get em at me!
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Spring 1909
The Puzzling Orders:
The Non-Elucidating Results:
Grizzly shit. Marquis du Salmond continues his ruthless campaign of subjugating all Mediterranean resort facilities, crushing the overpaid Gauloise-smoking busboys and white-jacketed concierges beneath his designer jackboots. He still maintains a long-distance relationship with noted boy toy King Benji, who is locked in a high stakes rock paper scissors contest with Czar Alterio, who managed to slip his hand undetected into the shirt of Grand Vizier Cherry and twist his Armenia-shaped nipple until it squirted some milky blood. Sources report the Grand Vizier is meeting with his surgeons about possible courses of treatment for the grotesque and malformed nipple. However Cherry has other pieces of kebab on his skewer, and so he turns his beady and heavy-browed eyes to the West. Is the Vizier to be the first man to stand up to the powdered and perfumed Marquis and say "excuse me, sir, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that it's entirely possible that you've taken juuuust about your fair share of European territory."? Only time shall tell. No retreats this season cause you all suck at this. Peace motherfuckers!
<3 zee Dungeonmastah
The Non-Elucidating Results:
Grizzly shit. Marquis du Salmond continues his ruthless campaign of subjugating all Mediterranean resort facilities, crushing the overpaid Gauloise-smoking busboys and white-jacketed concierges beneath his designer jackboots. He still maintains a long-distance relationship with noted boy toy King Benji, who is locked in a high stakes rock paper scissors contest with Czar Alterio, who managed to slip his hand undetected into the shirt of Grand Vizier Cherry and twist his Armenia-shaped nipple until it squirted some milky blood. Sources report the Grand Vizier is meeting with his surgeons about possible courses of treatment for the grotesque and malformed nipple. However Cherry has other pieces of kebab on his skewer, and so he turns his beady and heavy-browed eyes to the West. Is the Vizier to be the first man to stand up to the powdered and perfumed Marquis and say "excuse me, sir, but I think I speak for everyone when I say that it's entirely possible that you've taken juuuust about your fair share of European territory."? Only time shall tell. No retreats this season cause you all suck at this. Peace motherfuckers!<3 zee Dungeonmastah
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Fall 1908
The Mellifluous Orders:
The Discordant Results:
For the first time in a dog's age, something interesting is happening over here in Hazzard County. Now, some folks would say that this game was all locked up, and that Marquis du Hogg and King Rosco was a-gonna run away with the whole shebang. But it looks like them Duke boys were at it again, and they went and did something about it. First of all, Rofo Duke went and jumped the General Lee clear over the Mediterranean Ocean and landed safely in Spain! Can you believe that? Meanwhile ole Cherry Duke set a little trap for his brother and up and took all of the Peloponnesian peninsula away from him. Uh-oh! Daisy ain't gonna like hearing about that! Uncle Jessie, on the other hand didn't do so well when King Rosco sent Cooter on over to the garage to twist his nipple until he finally gave over the rare Livonian carburetor, that will give the Hazzard County sheriff's department the ability to clear some really gnarly jumps.
Terry, gimme a retreat order (you can go to Gascony or Portugal)
Joe, youre going to Warsaw, whether you like it or not
The Discordant Results:
For the first time in a dog's age, something interesting is happening over here in Hazzard County. Now, some folks would say that this game was all locked up, and that Marquis du Hogg and King Rosco was a-gonna run away with the whole shebang. But it looks like them Duke boys were at it again, and they went and did something about it. First of all, Rofo Duke went and jumped the General Lee clear over the Mediterranean Ocean and landed safely in Spain! Can you believe that? Meanwhile ole Cherry Duke set a little trap for his brother and up and took all of the Peloponnesian peninsula away from him. Uh-oh! Daisy ain't gonna like hearing about that! Uncle Jessie, on the other hand didn't do so well when King Rosco sent Cooter on over to the garage to twist his nipple until he finally gave over the rare Livonian carburetor, that will give the Hazzard County sheriff's department the ability to clear some really gnarly jumps.
Terry, gimme a retreat order (you can go to Gascony or Portugal)
Joe, youre going to Warsaw, whether you like it or not
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
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